August 9, 2002

• I have to start by saying that I am very thankful for the visits and eProps/comments that I have received Thank you all!  

  
  

  Now on to the point of this little entry, cause Lord knows I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!.........

  
  

  Back when I had my first child (BM),  I subscribed to all the parenting magazines I could find including but not limited to, Parents, Child, Parenting, Baby Talk, and a bazillion others......anyway, so the only one that I now still receive is Child.  I don't care for this magazine but I paid like $12 for 2 years and who the hell knows when that time frame will be up, not soon enough it's looking like.  So, I got one about 2 weeks ago and this morning I think "Oh I'll read this, or thumb through it at least, should be entertaining to read the mainstream CRAP these people try to toss to mothers." Well this is what I found inside.....

  
  

  1. Stupid article on the 'NEW' disorder ADD (Auditory Dysfunction Disorder or something just as fucking STUPID!)......Something about kids can hear but can't process what they are hearing! WTF?!?! I could go on all day about absolutely positively DUMB AS HELL ON A HOT DAY, this is but I won't it's sort of self-explanatory ANYWAY..

  
  

  2. NINE (9) pages of nothing but advertising VERY expensive clothing for children (that they will grow out of in 3 months), Expensive 'parenting devices' that don't even work or could actually be harmful.....And then of course nutritious sugary granola bars and pastas....yeah gotta love those refined sugars and flours YUMMMMMMMM heart attack waiting to happen.....wonder why our kids are so freakin FAT?!?!?!? NOTE: the 9 pages were back-to-back, lol, there were probably 500 full ad pages scattered about but 9 all grouped together!

  
  

  3. An article written by a woman who has 4 children that she never sees because, as admits, she has a nanny to watch her little precious children.  The article is on how to organize your home, the woman is in HER home in CA, during the photo shoot, and wow look at that, this home is probably well OVER $1 million dollars.  You see her husband is a record exec for a recording company and she writes these funny books on parenting and pregnancy.  Yes the books are most funny and truthful at times, but then she starts writing articles on stupid shit like organizing your home and in the article she actually says that she went and bought some antique trunks to put in the basement for her children's artwork...so we should ALL go bu $1,000+ trunks so that we to can be as organized as she is...yup, I'm running out there right now.

  
  

  4. And last but not least is the STUPID 'fashion' section where they put poor little boys in leiterhosen, yes that's right the pansy fairy-lookin' short-alls....not to mention this HIDEOUS garb was way over priced...But the title of the article was "Back to School Alpine style" ok, we homeschool and all but I CAN tell you that ANY child caught anywhere NEAR a school (public or private) would be ridiculed beyond recognition! Hell *I'D* make fun of a kid in that getup!  Sad part is some parent will actually go buy that shit for their sweet little child that they dump in daycare all day...........

  This is my first blog of the day MUCH more to come when I finally get a hold of the stupid Social Security Administration or figure out how to pay for design school…why can’t I just win the freakin lottery?

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