September 18, 2002
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“Oh my GAWD! This place is so fucking packed!”
“I KNOW! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?!”
“I don’t know but if I EVER get the stupid fucking idea to come to Wal-Mart on a Saturday, blow my fucking head off ok?”
“Sure thing…or HEY! Ya know we could just come here and blow OTHER PEOPLE’S fucking heads off…THAT would be cool!”
“YEAH! That would be cool.”
Later (standing in line to check out)…
“Did I just talk about blowing people’s fucking heads off in the middle of a crowded Wal-Mart?”
“Yup, you sure did.”
“Oh well that’s nice, the Secret Service will be waiting for me when I get back home I suspect.”
“Yeah probably!”
Comments (5)
Now you'll be under government surveillance. Noooooo.. .turtlemama!!!
Damn Walmart and its bargains and crazy long lines!!:P
I love our little chats.
(I have had the hardest time getting to your comment box)
Hey, if you smile at them and offer them chocolate, they only beat you with a blunt object, no tazers or guns...:)
Mandrake
I'm thinking you're probably not the only person to have such violent conversations while in a Walmart. I know that my usual tirades while in the mall are considered "dangerous." I was kicked out of a store once, actually, for causing a "ruckus."
that is the number one reason that i miss having one of my days off on a weekday. i would always go to home depot, or target on fri or mon, instead of the weekend. that shit is no good...
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