October 13, 2002

  • FOLLOW-UP:


    No one is mad at me.  There were so many people there anyway that they probably didn't notice me .  Anyway, I'll send her a gift but only because it is something that NO ONE will buy her and she'd NEVER buy herself, but she'll want it oh yeah she'll want it .  The only reason why I never just gave her my number (come to think of it maybe I did give it to her once...yep, think so) but if I didn't it was usually because we were out somewhere with no pen and we were drinkin' so...


    Now with the subject of freaky friends let me tell you about all the other 'moms' that I have met from the internet......Now you'll see why I have no friends...


    1. 19yr old stripper with 2 children that preached breast feeding while SMOKING and nursing her newborn (she was preaching about how formula is deadly, but umm that nocotine is PERFECTLY FINE..uh huh SUUURRREEEE).  The best part about her was that she told me that she and her DH had this big nice house, yup it was big if you consider a double wide with NO furniture big and nice, well maybe compared to a cardboard box.....BUT then there is the whole 2 kid thing.  She got preggo at 16 but she had a boy so she gave that one to her mom then found a guy that would get her preggo again (this time hopefully it'll be a girl, if not mama will take it).  She had her girl, who has smoked since conception.....


    2. Mom my age with 2 kids, the oldest is her brother's kid who was just abandonded at the court house one day (there was some sort of custody thing and mom2 was holding the baby and her brother walked by her and said "you take him I'll sign my rights away next week.").  She would bring her children over, let them destroy BT's room but only after they walked through the door complaining that they were hungry then expecting ME to make ALL of them lunch...yup, that was a keeper.


    3. Nice lady, little older than me but she's still a little wierd, when her daughter was first born she just drove around our county and the other 3 around it looking for parks, she knows EVERY park there is to know...it's sort of cool.  And she is ALWAYS taking her kids somewhere, a festival the park SOMETHING....she's always running around somewhere, sort of weird to me but not that bad.  And she doesn't have many friends just herself and her kids...but then again her children rule the roost over there....interesting, I still talk to her on very seldom occasions.


    4. CRAZY chick, who reads my blog so I won't tell you how cracked out this chick is..  Ok, she isn't cracked out but she's funny as hell


     


    Those are the ones I can remember.....crazy ain't it?  There are more but I can't really remember, I'm trying to block those horrible images, thanks.

Comments (6)

  • Oh I'm so hurt and offended now.  You don't think a double-wide is roomy?  Okay I'm lying, but I swear there's a part of me that is your 19 year old smoking stripper friend, or wishes I was.

  • Grrrrr.....Woman #1 is one of those who kinda get my goat.  Sure, g'head, feed your newborn that nice, tasty nicotine-flavoured milk.  Go right ahead. 

    Bah.   Bloody hypocrites :P

  • I wanna be #3 or #4, 'kay?

  • I'm almost scared to ask. How did you meet these women? Were they from Xanga?

  • I met them on a parenting site....yeah, I know I need to stay away, far far away!

  • What are putting out there that attracts these people?;P  LOL!

    Mandrake

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