October 15, 2002
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Ya know, I love my kids, I have a great husband, and my schooling is going rather well. I really can't complain too much. But me being me, I *must* complain about SOMETHING so this is it....I read blogs from first time moms and they are still in the whole romantic stage of motherhood, where their precious baby is the center of the world and the love is just over-flowing. I have noticed that girl moms have this moreso than boy moms. So everytime I read a blog by a first-time girly mom, I get a little green, not ill-green, envy-green, because boys just aren't like that, no matter how hard their mother tries to find that sort of bond. The bond that boy moms have with their offspring is just weird, it's love and it's real......really weird. So this is for all you 'romantics' out there..
My boys will NOT listen to me they go off and do something, well, honestly, just plain stupid, all the time. I know that kids don't have the common sense yet like some adults have but still...When your mother is standing 3 ft from you and you're running down the concrete driveway and she's yelling "DON'T RUN!" I wouldn't run, call me crazy but your head and her hand are awfully close and if she happens to stick that thing out, it'll hurt. So why do my boys just keep on runnin'? I mean they don't even pay me any attention. BT is the worst, we'll say (while pointing) "Over there, BT, that way." And he heads the other way....WHY?????????? Then I was talking to a friend (who also happens to have 2 boys the same age difference as mine) and she said what I've been thinking, our children are stupid. Not like mentally retarded or anything but they are men and men are stupid and I must accept that. I keep fighting it, I know. But now, well now, I need to just realize that all these moms with little girls and their extra special long romantic stages will soon have to deal with puberty, and periods and boys, my boys....be afraid girly moms, be VERY afraid....I swear that it isn't the mother's fault, they're just male and well, they're stupid, sometimes...

Comments (4)
LOLOLOL! Ok, first-time mom, here
(of a boy) I have that euphoria thing going on right now, I admit it. You know why? Because my kid can't talk, I think that's why. He can't say NO, or I WANT IT, or I NEEEEEED IT, etc., so I can still think of him as my speechless little angel.
But I also teach 6th grade, TurtleMama, so I know what happens to these little critters once they get the gifts of gab and mobility. And I am afraid, very afraid!
Love the holiday decor here on your site!
ROFLMFAO! I thought I was the only one! Danny and I are constantly asking Josh if he understands English...he doesn't listen either. Something I've commented on occasion and then get the "look" from "perfect parents" is this...You wait with excitement for baby to talk, and then once they do, they won't shut up! Enjoy the silence! At least Josh still naps occasionally, so I get SOME kind of break!
Mandrake
ROFLMAO fight it all you want but it is true i have an 18, 15 and 13 yr old and i can say hey dont do that its stupid its dangerous been there done that do they listen of course not they have to do it themselves first..
Belinda
LOL.. that was too funny! I have a boy and a girl so I guess I will have to deal with all of it lol.
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