November 2, 2002

• Well, wanna talk about INTER-FUCKING-RESTING evenings?  I sure as hell do!  Here's the deal in all it's bloody detail, yeah, I know I don't delve this far usually but just deal.....

  
  

  Sittin' over at sis' talkin' to Bob and listening to Tori, all is well.  Then my phone rings.  I answer it and it is, of course, my DH and he's huffing and puffing and sounds generally scared out of his ever-lovin' mind.  He quickly rasps out "Honey, where's the phonebooks?"  Well I tell him I threw them away but don't hear anything in reply to my question of , "Why?!"

  
  

  "HELLO?!" Damn sis' apt. for having shitty cell phone reception, damnit ALL!

  
  

  "HONEY?!" Walk into the sunroom and finally he can hear me (yeah it's like one big 'Can you hear me now?' 'good.' commerical) so I continue,

  
  

  "WHAT?!"

  
  

  "Where's the phonebooks from the closet?"
  "Threw them out, WHY?!"
  "The dogs chased some guy out of the backyard and he's just hanging around the front of the house, I need the city police's number."
  "Umm have you tried 911?!"
  "But that's for emergencies, I mean-"
  "Ok, umm a person hanging around your backyard then just loitering out in front of your house is just sort a maybe a 911 type call, but just maybe."
  "Oh, ok, so just call 911?"
  "Umm, yeah, hang up with me and call 911, then call me back."

  
  

  So basically what had happened was that DH went out to let the dogs out and while he was standing down there Sammie took off after someone/thing and Sunshine followed suit (super fast according to DH) they chased this freak over to the front of the house barking the whole way (I have the absolute BEST fucking dogs in the world, let me just tell you about it...well, later....)  So this person hangs around for a little while and DH just sort of lingers around the house and watches them.  Well the cops show up and he tells them what happened and the cop says,
  "Are you sure it wasn't a woman?"
  "Well it could have been, I did see long blonde hair."

  
  

  Next thing I know DH is calling me back and telling me that the cops left (2 cars, 2 cops in each car) and they took the crazy chick with them.  She had just hung out front of our house then walked a few houses down but still hanging around our house, well then she got arrested so that was cool!

  
  

  So, my puppies have earned their keep for the next month or so.  DH ws freaked all to hell and back, he thought that it was a REALLY tall man, and DH isn't the tallest guy in the boat so..   He did haul around an old softball bat of mine, silly man.  I would have probably just told Sammie "get'em!" cause you know it would have been sort of cool to see her rip someone's throat out that was hanging around my house, then of course just the sheer stupidity of the whole 'still lingering around that house' thing.  Stupid whore.

  
  

  Oh, the cops also stopped a car that came flying into the subdivision hehehehe, the cops were mighty impressed with themselves for being there are the right time.  I'm just happy that they caught someone, the people over here drive like cracked out freaks with aliens shooting outta their asses or something. 

  
  

  Anyway that was my night, how was yours?

  • 11:06 am
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