November 27, 2002

• I HATE STAPLES.....OMG, if anyone that reads my blog shops there, just unsub now*.....THEY HAVE PISSED ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  
  

  It all started when sis and I found out about cordless PC headsets, they are mics and headphones all in one and they are CORDLESS!! Which means that going outside to smoke would no longer be a problem, we can still voice chat.  Well, we find headsets on eBay but we kept getting outbid by those stupid fucking snipers.  So I said 'Screw it!' and went to Staples to pick one up.  Well they tell me that they don't carry them but they have next day delivery.  So I say ok, COOL!  Well then after the order is placed is says that they are backordered so it'll be 1-5 business days.  So I think, 'ok fine whatever'.  Well then I get home and have an email in my box about the order and it says that the delivery date is DECEMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?! And that someone must be at home because I have to sign for it.  So I call them and tell them that it is unacceptable to wait TWO FUCKING WEEKS for something that I wsa originally told would take ONE GODDAMNED DAY!!!!! Well the lady then goes on and on about 'Well the delivery date isn't like set in stone or anything, I mean he could get there earlier.'  UHHHHHH HELLFUCKINGOOOO!! It says that I have to be here to sign for it, so I just need to wait around for TWO FUCKING WEEKS, *just in case* this moron company decides to ship it earlier?  So then I tell her, 'Nervermind, just cancel the order.' And she says, "Well, uhhhh, I mean I can try to cancel it but I can't guarantee that it'll go through, I mean I can't guarantee that it'll cancel because it's already into processing."  First off, EVERY order goes into processing right after it's placed, DUH! Second off, I placed the goddamn order TWO HOURS EARLIER!!! Yet it isn't expected to get to me for TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?! So is some guy standing there at the warehouse with my headset in hand debating on if I get it sooner than expected or not? Is that why they can't cancel it?  So she's telling me all this "I can't guarantee" shit and I say (with a chuckle), 'Well I can't guarantee that I'll shop at Staples ever again." Then....oh, then.... SHE GETS BITCHY TOWARDS ME!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!  So I tell her to just screw it, keep the order as it is, I'll just never shop there ever again.  Then after I hang up on her stupid ass I think "Damnit! I should have told her 'Well, I can't guarantee that that check will be any good...." hehehe

  
  

  So then I get the headset today (yeah, stupid fucks delivered it in 2 business days) via UPS, and no one had to sign for anything.  Well, I have already ordered another headset off of eBay for MUCH less, because hell it was suppose to take Staples 2 weeks to deliver it and this guy can ship it out ASAP.  So, I get the Staples headset today and I have Dh run it back up to the store to return it.  Well we're now told that WE CANNOT RETURN IT for another WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  So I had an order, they wouldn't cancel it, and now when I try to return the stupid fucking item, they won't take the return because I wrote a check (that's cleared the bank already) and they're waiting for it to clear (stupid fucktards, GAWD!).  So I call up the manager and I tell him that his company is a piece of shit and that I'll be back next week to (and I am quoting myself here); "RETURN THE GODDAMNNED HEADSET!" *click*. 

  
  

  Yep, so if you shop at Staples, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!  They suck.  They suck hard, and I hate them and if they were to go bankrupt and fall of the face of the earth I wouldn't mind one damn bit.  They suck, I hate them, hate them, hate them............yes, H A T E...HATE STAPLES!!!!!!

  
  

  eBay is now my friend..........well sort of.....

  
  

  *Just kidding about the whole unsub thing, don't really do that, K?

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