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December 24, 2002

Merry Christmas Eve to everyone! Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, Merry Fucking Christmas Eve to you too now go enjoy all the idiots at the mall (watch from TV, it's MUCH more fun that way).

My 'Party' is tonight. I've been using the word 'Gathering' because, well it is intimate, (as in I have no friends so no more than 6 people will be here at one time, if we're lucky) and being as we have kids, getting drunk and dancing naked with a lampshade on our heads probably shouldn't happen. Now, I'm not saying that it *won't* happen, but it probably shouldn't...we're not planning on it anyway...What ARE we planning on? We're planning on;

B (and her Dh and their 2 boys, they're such great little guys!)
Sis and her MAN
And possibly a guy from DH's office but we're not banking on it.
That's it! Now if all my Xangans want to hop a plane and show up feel free, but you'll have to find it on your own...look under 'Turtle Mama' in the phonebook (it won't help but I'm curious if anyone really would do that?)

Now, for the good part; THE FOOD!!! Tonight's Menu will include:
Meat & Cheese Tray
Olive & Pickle Tray
Pigs in a Blanket (Homemade, thankyouverymuch)
Cheese Straws (Yep, from scratch..I'm cool, I know it)
Sausage Balls (Didn't know that sausage was male and had testicles didja?)
Shortbread Cookies (Again, homemade, yummmm they are G O O D!)
Chili-cheese Dip (Homemade Chili with velveeta melted in)
Fritos Scoops (For the chili dip!)
Crackers (For the meat and cheese tray)

That's about it. Nothing too exciting......Hope you're all salivating, or cringing (Because your beloved Turtlemama, 'Ms. Non-Mainstream' is a domestic GODDESS in disguise, I know.. I apologize...)

Now for 'other' life news (yeah, I know, "Get off the fucking holiday shit, you bitch, geezus...").........I'm waiting for my final grades, they will be emailed, don't know WHEN they'll be emailed, just that they'll be emailed..hooo hoooo, I'm nervous.