December 27, 2002

• Well now that the Xmas spirit is all shot to hell and back, let's blog about life in general..it's great!  I finally took one of my credit cards and cut it all to hell and back.  I'm paying it off next week and will be done with that silly mess.  The bank is a bunch of idiots who make me enter every number that I've ever had to remember in my life and press all the fucking buttons on the phone just to tell me my balance...and the balance is SMALL, so no more fucktards in that arena!   I'm terrified that this backwoods bank will fuck my credit all to hell and back, so in the trash it goes, in a bazillion little pieces.  I'll be calling them next week telling them to cancel the account and give them a check over the phone, or not..depends on how much the morons charge me. (wow that is the BEST paragraph for synonyms of stupid!)
  

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  So I am thinking of re-doing my site come the new year, I just don't know what to put up, it might be the black turtles again until I find something better, or create something better....I'm off from school until Jan 27!! HOW SWEET IS THAT?!?!?!?!?! FREEEEE TIIIIIIMMMEEE!!! HOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!
  

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  So, we went to QMs for Xmas dinner and she got me P L A S T E R E D!! I mean fall over and stick a fork in my I WAS DONE!!!!  I won't even go into detail what all I did but I will say this; I threw a present that WASN'T to me or from me, and I threw it sort of far, all by accident.  I said the word 'fuck' to my step-dad's mother, who is a pretty proper lady and now I will never be able to look her in the face again.  I said the words, Jeezus, Christ, Gawd, and Holy Shit....a LOT.  Fucking was said numerous times but I tried to hold myself back.  My mom caught me and DH 'Walking the dogs'.  The whole reason the kids aren't suppose to know that we smoke is because they'll tell my mom who found out for herself and when she did it played out something like this;

  Me, sis, DH, and StepDad's bro were standing on the porch enjoying our after dinner smoke when QM swings open the door looks at me in horror and exclaims "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! PUT THAT OUT!!! WHEN DID YOU START SMOKING?!?!"  I answered, "Oh, about 1991 or 2."  She then looked over at DH and I'm thinking that I'm really about to get a good ass chewing when she shrieks, "DH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ok, she said his name but it was in a tone of, 'I expected this from HER, but YOU!?!?!'  It was sweet, he got the brunt of her drunken wrath....she just turned and walked off, we haven't heard anything about it but I'm sure we will! LOL

  
  

  And yes, I am almost 25, married, mortgage payments, car payment, 2 children, my own credit cards, all that grown up stuff, and yes I still fear my mother....I should have been Catholic!!

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