February 1, 2003

• The Bitch Rears Her Ugly Head

  
  

  So, today is BT's birthday party...am I ready?  Well if half-ass ready is ok then, yeah, I'm ready.  I still have to go get balloons, and I should probably pick up some ice cream for those freaks who want it with their cake...  I did manage to get BT's gifts and get them wrapped before 8am this morning.  I also have party plates and napkins.  Tablecloth?  Party hats?  Goodie Bags? Uhhh no, you see Toys R Us thinks that just having plates and napkins is just fine for a youngster's birthday party...they don't need other coordinating shit, nope not those youngsters that want Monster's INC. anyway...fucktards....But hey, want Scooby-Doo, Toy Story2 or some other lame ass shit that went out in 2000?  They have it, ALL of it. Rat-bastards.

  
  

  I've been a bitch all day.  It started when I came home from sis' last night.  See, I have been doing laundry ALL FUCKING WEEK, load after load of laundry.  We have a TON of it.  Well I took yesterday off and went to the sis' place, leaving DH and the boys to finish picking up the house and all that jazz.  Not thinking clearly, I forgot to inform DH that this includes DOING THE FUCKING GAWD DAMN LAUNDRY!  So I come home to a half clean house and NO FUCKING LAUNDRY DONE!  I ask him just what he'd been doing all day and he says, "Well I was on the phone with my boss for 3 hours, then I started cleaning."  Let's see how this excuse holds up....3hrs talkin' to the boss, I left at 2:30 so 5:30 he's off the phone, I came home at 10:30 and the kitchen was halfway clean and the family room was picked up (not dusted, but he did say that he vaccuumed, not sure if I believe that).  So for 5 hours he cleaned 2 rooms and not all that well...yep sure, I'll believe that. *sarcasm*

  
  

  So laundry is being done now, the party is in 3 hours and we have at least a whole day's worth of washing to do.  Now had he just kept the cycle going while I was gone.  We would have about 2 loads left to do.  Instead, he played on the internet and probably started cleaning around 8pm.  That man is horrible when it comes to cleaning.  We have a rather small kitchen yet it takes him 2 hours to clean it...and it isn't even done WELL!!! I can clean it in about 30mins and it'll sparkle. Gawd damnit.

  
  

  There you have it, I've been a bitch all day because of this shit, and I STILL need to vaccuum the formal living room.  Oh, and get balloons, ice cream, and probably something else that I'm forgetting.  Have a good weekend, the birthday boy is now crying because I won't let him eat cookies...GAWD! Will this day EVER end??

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