GAH! you people want an entry don't you? Well fine then......Let me think of something. I know, you tell me a funny story and then I'll post a funny story (or 5) tomorrow....come on! It'll be F U N !!!!
Alright...I'll bite...even if it's a re-post of a story left in responce to Fruitopia's blog (a good one too if you have time to bounce over and read it)...
While I worked at a pet shop... They had the hamsters all in this one big tank...with a glass divider going through the middle of it - females on one side and males on the other - with signs clearly stating not to handle animals without the assistance of an employee and which side was which. So, I'm cleaning cages one day...look over to see what's going on in the hamster cage - because they're supposed to only be active at night and there's definitely something goin' on... This one little black male was put back down on the wrong side of the glass...and was happier than a kid in candy store!! I watched in shock as he got it on with one little buff female, licked himself, and moved on to the next!! I stood there for a while...still in shock...watching hamster porn...until another employee came along and noticed too...she couldn't stop giggling, I'm still standing there slack-jawed, she calls the other employee in the store (the original boyfriend I had), whom comes over, exclaims "HOLY SHIT!!" and tries to grab the male to return him to his side...at which point the male, objecting, turned around and seriously bit the hell out of his finger... I'm still in shock at what I'm seeing, the other girl's giggling hard, and boyfriend's standing there bleeding... I'm glad this was before EVERYWHERE had cameras. I'm afraid of what people would've thought if they could've seen us right then.
Three females and an industrial-strength leather glove (tipical used for bitey birds) later Mr. Man was returned to his side and the females qaurtined. In the end - 4 pregnant - 3 not - 3 employees injured; 1 from being bit, 1 from pulling a muscle laughing so hard and 1 tramatized for life.
Okay, here's a somewhat funny story--in truth, it's the only amusing one I can think of right now. You know how you hear of people talking about getting their skirt caught in their pantyhose or some such absurd thing and you wonder how someone could be stupid enough to have something like that happen to them? Well, I had something like that happen to me. Years ago, when I was about 19, I was on a date with my current dh. His brother and his brother's wife were with us as well. We went to a huge cineplex (you know, the ones that have like 50 screens--I'm slightly exaggerating) on a Saturday night and there were tons of people in the theater. It was after the movie and I had to use the little girl's room so everyone else waited for me in the lobby. When I went into the bathroom, someone had gone crazy with toilet paper--it was everywhere. I gingerly stepped into a stall, trying to keep from getting TP all over me and did my business. After I got out and washed my hands, I quickly exited to avoid the crowd of women who were now filling the restroom to capacity. My group was across the lobby. As I was walking towards them, I saw people laughing and pointing in my direction--pretty soon just about everyone who saw me was laughing. I started to sweat. What could they be laughing at??? My group wasn't really looking in my direction--they were looking out the window. So they didn't notice anything. When we got outside, someone walking toward the theater finally came up to me and whispered, "You have a trail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe!" Yep, sure enough, there it was--it must have been at least 3 feet long. How I managed to get out of the bathroom without it getting stuck in the door I have no idea, but leave it to me to manage something like that.
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Alright...I'll bite...even if it's a re-post of a story left in responce to Fruitopia's blog (a good one too if you have time to bounce over and read it)...
While I worked at a pet shop... They had the hamsters all in this one big tank...with a glass divider going through the middle of it - females on one side and males on the other - with signs clearly stating not to handle animals without the assistance of an employee and which side was which. So, I'm cleaning cages one day...look over to see what's going on in the hamster cage - because they're supposed to only be active at night and there's definitely something goin' on... This one little black male was put back down on the wrong side of the glass...and was happier than a kid in candy store!! I watched in shock as he got it on with one little buff female, licked himself, and moved on to the next!! I stood there for a while...still in shock...watching hamster porn...until another employee came along and noticed too...she couldn't stop giggling, I'm still standing there slack-jawed, she calls the other employee in the store (the original boyfriend I had), whom comes over, exclaims "HOLY SHIT!!" and tries to grab the male to return him to his side...at which point the male, objecting, turned around and seriously bit the hell out of his finger... I'm still in shock at what I'm seeing, the other girl's giggling hard, and boyfriend's standing there bleeding... I'm glad this was before EVERYWHERE had cameras. I'm afraid of what people would've thought if they could've seen us right then.
Three females and an industrial-strength leather glove (tipical used for bitey birds) later Mr. Man was returned to his side and the females qaurtined. In the end - 4 pregnant - 3 not - 3 employees injured; 1 from being bit, 1 from pulling a muscle laughing so hard and 1 tramatized for life.
Okay, here's a somewhat funny story--in truth, it's the only amusing one I can think of right now. You know how you hear of people talking about getting their skirt caught in their pantyhose or some such absurd thing and you wonder how someone could be stupid enough to have something like that happen to them? Well, I had something like that happen to me. Years ago, when I was about 19, I was on a date with my current dh. His brother and his brother's wife were with us as well. We went to a huge cineplex (you know, the ones that have like 50 screens--I'm slightly exaggerating) on a Saturday night and there were tons of people in the theater. It was after the movie and I had to use the little girl's room so everyone else waited for me in the lobby. When I went into the bathroom, someone had gone crazy with toilet paper--it was everywhere. I gingerly stepped into a stall, trying to keep from getting TP all over me and did my business. After I got out and washed my hands, I quickly exited to avoid the crowd of women who were now filling the restroom to capacity. My group was across the lobby. As I was walking towards them, I saw people laughing and pointing in my direction--pretty soon just about everyone who saw me was laughing. I started to sweat. What could they be laughing at??? My group wasn't really looking in my direction--they were looking out the window. So they didn't notice anything. When we got outside, someone walking toward the theater finally came up to me and whispered, "You have a trail of toilet paper stuck to your shoe!" Yep, sure enough, there it was--it must have been at least 3 feet long. How I managed to get out of the bathroom without it getting stuck in the door I have no idea, but leave it to me to manage something like that.
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