March 28, 2003
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Ok, funny story.......
This might not be funny to most people, it's abso-fucking-lutely hillarious to my sister and myself (even DH who usually doesn't find my funny 'bob' stories funny at all, gets a chuckle out of this)....
I was 17 at the time and was basically living with my sister and her ex-fiance. I was always at her house and I was always usually high. One particular night my sister and I decide that Pizza Hut would be an awesome idea (no traveling and hey those breadsticks, ROCK!). So hussy calls Pizza Hut and is trying her best to keep her composure and place our order. I kept making her laugh (which, if you've ever smoked pot, is a VERY easy thing to do). So she finally manages to spit out our order of a pizza, but, she forgets the breadsticks. So I am quietly saying, "Don't forget the breasticks...BREADSTICKS!" Well, she's busy talking to the pizza guy so I decide to yell so that the pizza guy will hear me. So I walk next to my sis and start yelling, "Don't forget the breadsticks!! We need breadsticks!! BUNCHES AND BUNCHES OF BREADSTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOTS OF 'EM!" Well this sends my sister into major fits of laughter and the poor pizza hut guy is laughing his ass off, I'm still yelling "BREADSTICKS!! BUNCHES AND BUNCHES OF BREADSTICKS!!" Finally my sister says, "yeah, we need breadsticks too." This of course sends me into a fit of laughter and the order is finally placed. I'm sure those guys knew we were intoxicated (how could you NOT?!), but they gave us our pizza and didn't call the cops..THANKS, GUYS!
I'll have more stories for you next week...maybe even a special one this weekend..but my mom is taking the kids and BT is feeling better, I didn't get a cold, THANKYOUJEEZUS, or Zicam rather...
Have a great weekend!
Comments (7)
LOL
You've gotta be demanding sometimes for those awesome breadsticks
hehe *hugs*
NARF!! Yeah, I worked at Pizza Hut for a while...and another pizza place... We know when you're high. We find it funny as hell and, hey, it's good repeat business... Heh heh heh... (And, as demostrated in "Half Baked", people with munchies will order waaay more than your usual hungry family.)
LOL! Lawdy, does that bring back memories! My funniest story is when Josh was potty trainig and walked over to Danny's boot and peed in it, holding it so all the pee got in it...yessirree, that's my boy!
Have a GREAT weekend!
-M
Hehehehehe. . . .
first of all i love your site it is great! and the story was so funny lol i needed the laugh and to take a trip down memory lane myself ty for that cant wait to hear more glad to find another mom on here that i can relate too see ya soon!
Zicam rocks!
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