April 2, 2003
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April Fool's Day Fun
So, yesterday was April 1, 2003 AKA 'April Fool's Day'. So what did your beloved turtlemama do? Why I played a mean and awful prank on my poor defenseless DH.
I had B call the house while DH was downstairs with me. She has a private number so that he wouldn't know it was her, if he even bothered to look at the caller ID. I then answered the phone and asked, "May I ask who's calling?" DH's cell phone rang when I answered the phone but he heard me ask who was calling. He took his call and I walked around the back of the house and told B that he was on the phone but had heard me ask who was calling. We then hung up and I waited for DH to finish his call. After he hung up I asked him if he ever talked to an ex-girlfriend on the phone. He told me, "No". I then asked how she got our phone number. This sent DH into a panicked terror. I then acted all pissy and mad and stewed for a bit, he was terrifed and just kept saying, "Really honey, I DON'T KNOW!!!!" Then I finally said, "NAAAH!! I'm just kidding, it was B! APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!" He laughed then regained his composure and told me that I was mean.
It was pretty funny, I really wish I had my camera because the look on his face when I told him who had 'supposedly' called was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!
I'm a mean and diabolical wife, but DAMNIT ALL TO HELL...I....am.....F U N N Y !!!!!!!
So, what happened to me on April 1? Well I walk into the foyer and I see this..
Notice the little yellow square? Well upon further investigation I notice that the yellow square is actually this;
Yes, Folks..Sponge Bob Square Pants. I've probably never mentioned how much I abso-fucking-lutely HATE, no...DESPISE Sponge Bob. I mean the show is bad enough but that fucking song makes my gawd damn skin CRAWL and my ears bleed. I don't know why, but I just wish that everything Sponge Bob would die, fall off the face of the Earth into a fiery inferno...yep, that'd be GRAND!
So, where did my oldest child get a Sponge Bob sticker, you ask? Why from his loving, caring, 'anything-to-piss-my-little-sister-off' Aunt Hussy. Yep, she hates me and it's a huge Sponge Bob Hussy conspiracy...I'm doomed.
Comments (6)
SpongeBob looks like he's coughing out a might bong hit with that gray smudge next to his mouth. Hilarious! And I didn't give those to your kid to irritate you. I gave them to him because I know he'd like them...and to irritate you...but just a little
And no, Rhett's tail isn't stubby at all, so it must just be the photos.
Oh, forgot to add..
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(SpongeBob SquarePants!)
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
(SpongeBob SquarePants!)
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
(SpongeBob SquarePants!)
So drop on the deck and flub like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBoooob SquarePaaaaants!
Can you believe I knew that from memory? Sure you could. If I hadn't left my phone at home today I'd call you and sing it to you. I know you'd appreciate the opportunity to hang up on my ass!
I love your sense of humor
I have to agree with ya. I can't stand Spongebob either
But that was funny about the sticker looking like he was coughing out a bong hit
LOL i am with you I cringe each time my daughter turns the channel and I hear that song whats worse is waking up each morning and going into my sons room and being hit by sponge bob and patrick pictures, blankets, toys, sheets, and pillows ahhhhhhh
I like Spongebob...*ducks flying objects*
That was brutal what you did to your hubby, but it sounds like something I'd do. Hee! Hee!
-M
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