April 4, 2003
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A co-worker/friend of my DH reads this blog. I have, as of late, been a little on the conservative side regarding what I post. There are times that I forget he reads this and I talk about my past drug use or stupid things that I've done...yeah, there are a lot of those. Usually though, I think my posts through, ok, so sometimes it's a .0004 second "well this looks ok", but hey, at least I'm thinking, a little. Of course the 'sexy' photo of DH, well that had to make his eyes bleed....too bad he didn't rag on my DH about that, I can think of about 5 things off the top of head right now.
Anyway, back to the subject..yeah there is one, somewhere. I just want to make sure that people realize that my DH is a pretty square guy. I can get wild and crazy, especially around the Hussy, but DH..well the guy doesn't even really drink. A wild night for him is downloading movies or music...or working on a website or something. I, on the other hand, need constant stimulation (of the MIND, people, the MIND!) and excitement. I enjoy a good drunkfest..nights with bob, crazy parties with Hussy's friends. I am a Stay-At-Home-Mom who used to be the neighborhood wild child, for godssake...I've domesticated myself plenty..I just need an outlet.
And just in case, some of the newer readers haven't figured this out yet;
1. I am cynical at times, a lot of times.
2. I'm funny, REALLY funny if you meet me in person...
3. I'm extrememly facetious when it comes to who I am. Ok, I'm always facetious, but still.
4. I love to joke with people.
5. I'm SUPER relaxed and not too much bothers me, well there is plenty that bothers me but I just tell DH about it and then I'm over it.
6. I usually forget that others aren't as relaxed as I am and I end up offending them, or shocking them.
7. Take almost everything that I say that seems really bad (like when I talk about eating my children) as a joke..a JOKE..because that is all it is...that's my way of venting daily frustrations, and letting off excess energy.
Oh, I like lists, too but I rarely use them, because I forget that I like them....I forget A LOT, childbirth rids your body of brain cells, nursing sucks them right out of there, and weed...well, hell, let's just say that I can't really remember being 16-17.
So, there you go...a little post about me and the DH. Ok, so it's more about me, but gawd damnit...this is M Y blog...helloooo people???!?!?!?!
Oh, here's your daily Iris pic;
She's in the cat bed..that the cat's never use.
Comments (8)
Hi Iris! I listened to the Breeders song "Iris" yesterday and am blown away that I finally understand the obscure line "motherhood means mental freeze" and its not even a pun or anything.
I just wanted t say that although I have never met you in person you are funny very funny here...
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you and all of your craziness, right? people who can't pull the stick out of the asses should be shipped to montana or something.
Dang! That's a cute doggy!
Look, if anyone's giving you grief about anything, just blame me. It's all my fault anyway. Except for that part about your brain beign expelled with the placenta. That's all you.
AMEN! SAHM's need an outlet!
-M
I can relate to the wild child past . . . and becoming very domestic--LOL. Now, go raise some hell for all of us domestics who are wild kids at heart!!
Your puppy is the cutest thing ever! If I had a puppy, it would be one of those, but already, I'm going to be the lady with 12 cats. Anyway, you seem so much like me. I am cynical, and my humor... well, only certain people "get" me. We really should meet in person sometime. ~Andi
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