May 1, 2003
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I'm a Porn Star!
Ok, not really, and I don't aspire to be one either. But I do watch a new reality show on Showtime, called 'Family Business'. It's totally hill-fucking-arious and it airs on Friday nights at 11:30. It's about Seymore Butts, an adult filmmaker and his family business of..you guessed it...PORN! hoo hooo! Granted, it's a little over the top, it is in no way tasteful or artsy or a 'classic' but damnit all to hell and back is it ever the funniest, most interesting show I've seen.
You can call me a stupid, ignorant 'Reality TV Watcher' I don't really care. What I do care about is making sure not to miss an episode, I have Showtime email me reminders the day before...yes, it's a sad, sad exsitence that I lead, but just feel better knowing that you don't lead it....you might actually HAVE a life, which would be great, if I could find one or get rid of these pesky kids for more than just a night or two.
If this even remotely draws your attention I suggest checking out www.sho.com and clicking on the link for 'Family Business'..I'm tellin' you it is the absolute BEST! Then again, I'm getting a little burnt out on the 'Voting People Off The Island' reality shows, and the stupid insane ones like, 'Are You Hot?' GAWD, did they really think that would work? I didn't even get the whole idea and I would love 5 minutes in a dark alley with the parasite that thought that idea up, then another five with the execs at ABC. The 'Finding Love' ones are sucky, too, but I'll save my energy, and dark alley for the 'Are You Hot' people.
So, go check it out, if you want. Let me know if you watch it. If you think I'm a big crazy nympho freak then just turn around and leave now, we'd never be able to make this work, really, it's just better this way.
Disclaimer: I had never heard of Mr. Butts before this show, and I just accidentally happened upon it one night after watching 'Pen & Teller's: BULLSHIT' I did look up Seymore Butts productions, and I have to say that 'gaping assholes' don't really intrigue me, but Cousin Stevie does so, I stay glued..sue me.
Comments (5)
LOL
I have not seen it but Iam a reality show freak, so I may have to check it out
You make me want Showtime. I'm game for a reality show that doesn't vote people off.
Sounds interesting. I've seen the gaping asshole porns, and it just turns my stomach..ugh.
-M
I don't get Showtime either, but that sounds hilarious. It's got to be better than that "Anna Nicole Smith Show" Still love ya~you big crazy nympho freak! *hugs*
Yep I've seen it! My husband just rolls his eyes and leaves the room when I come across it....lol! Guess it doesn't intrigue him. To an extent its pretty pointless, but there is just something about it.... you just can't turn it! Oh and Penn and Teller's Bullshit is hilarious! They give it to everyone and they don't give a shit who it is!
Christa
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