Did I Really Say 'Gaping Assholes' Below?

I am ashamed, ok not really, saying GAPING ASSHOLES! like a superhero is sort of fun.  Or saying it like someone falling into a gaping asshole....Ok, I'm just trying to get google searches to pull my page when people type in 'gaping assholes'.  I got a hit when someone searched, 'Moms Fucking Neighbors' because I say the word 'mom' a lot and I was bitching about my neighbors...HEHEHE I did the google search myself, and honestly there was ONE porn site the rest were, basically, pages that people had made to bitch about their neighbors..funny how people think, and how a computer inputs it..isn't it?

So, on to other topics...oh wait, there aren't any..but there is homework to be done, I'm OFF!

*POOF*

I'm a Porn Star!

Ok, not really, and I don't aspire to be one either.  But I do watch a new reality show on Showtime, called 'Family Business'.  It's totally hill-fucking-arious and it airs on Friday nights at 11:30.  It's about Seymore Butts, an adult filmmaker and his family business of..you guessed it...PORN! hoo hooo!  Granted, it's a little over the top, it is in no way tasteful or artsy or a 'classic' but damnit all to hell and back is it ever the funniest, most interesting show I've seen.
You can call me a stupid, ignorant 'Reality TV Watcher' I don't really care.  What I do care about is making sure not to miss an episode, I have Showtime email me reminders the day before...yes, it's a sad, sad exsitence that I lead, but just feel better knowing that you don't lead it....you might actually HAVE a life, which would be great, if I could find one or get rid of these pesky kids for more than just a night or two.

If this even remotely draws your attention I suggest checking out www.sho.com and clicking on the link for 'Family Business'..I'm tellin' you it is the absolute BEST!  Then again, I'm getting a little burnt out on the 'Voting People Off The Island' reality shows, and the stupid insane ones like, 'Are You Hot?' GAWD, did they really think that would work? I didn't even get the whole idea and I would love 5 minutes in a dark alley with the parasite that thought that idea up, then another five with the execs at ABC.  The 'Finding Love' ones are sucky, too, but I'll save my energy, and dark alley for the 'Are You Hot' people.

So, go check it out, if you want.  Let me know if you watch it.  If you think I'm a big crazy nympho freak then just turn around and leave now, we'd never be able to make this work, really, it's just better this way.

Disclaimer: I had never heard of Mr. Butts before this show, and I just accidentally happened upon it one night after watching 'Pen & Teller's: BULLSHIT'  I did look up Seymore Butts productions, and I have to say that 'gaping assholes' don't really intrigue me, but Cousin Stevie does so, I stay glued..sue me.