March 10, 2003

• Just Another Manic Monday
  Or the bitchy post about Aunt Flo and my stupid neighbors
  

  
  

  Well, the kids are back, the husband is gone to work….and I’m downing coffee like it’s my life blood.  Ok, at this moment it is my life blood.  I have already screamed about 500 times this morning, telling kids to stop playing on the back of the couch, pulling the blinds up, screeching at each other, ohmygod the list goes on and on…and it’s just barely 9:30AM.  Shit, I need more coffee…

  
  

  My weekend without the kids and with DH went wonderfully, well that was until Sunday afternoon, when Aunt Flo and her stupid ass showed up…gawd damn that bitch.  So, since the AF was here and I had a camera and a whole day left without my kids, I told DH to be my photographic subject…(NO! NOT IN THAT WAY! GAWD you dirty minded freaks!) I was taking good photos of him, he doesn’t have any that are recent.  This is just one of many that I got but this one I like the best.

  
  

  

  
  

  So, now you all know what my husband looks like…this is sort of freaky, to tell you the truth….Oh, well.   Now, don’t be thinking that you’ll be getting any shots of me, because I can tell you that you will NEVER see me well you MIGHT but I’d have to be made over by a team of top artists..and that will never happen so…you get my gist.

  
  

  Speaking of getting gists…..My phone rings last night about 8:30 and I answer it, it is my pet ID people letting me know that a neighbor of mine has Sunshine…ok, I didn’t even know she was out.  Every once in a while she’ll run off down the street to the back of the neighborhood then in about 10-20 mins she’s back.  She was a free-roaming dog before we got her and try as we might to keep her around us (we’re trying to teach her to just stick around us when we go out, she won’t use a leash, I think she was abused by one)….At any rate, one day she runs off but she’s back fairly quickly, ok DH had to go find her but you know…  At any rate, she ran off but it was sporadically and it was when we weren’t looking.  It takes her about 3 seconds and she can be gone from sight and sound, I don’t know if she has some sort of super running power or what but if we didn’t watch her like a hawk she was gone. 
  So, this lady calls and she’s pissed that my dog has been out, I can understand that.  Well then she tells me about how her dog got out and was hit by a car, and yeah, I realize that Sunshine could be hit by a car and I worry about her, but we could NOT find her some nights (we’d wait up until she came home).  Well the woman is trying to be polite but you can tell that she’d really like to rip me a new one….then the stupid moron tells me, “Well me and the neighbors have been feeding her, we thought she was a stray!” WTF?!?!?! no fucking wonder she coming back you stupid bitch, YOU ARE FEEDING HER!!!! And besides, when does a stray dog (that, according to their theroy, was dropped off here by a family in another county, because her tags are from the county we got her in) Run around with a collar and TWO tags?? One being rabies? The other a microchip tag????  Now, call me crazy but if I were the type of person to drop a dog off, I wouldn’t leave her identification on her, HELLFUCKINGOOOO????!!!!!!  Then the stupid idiots were FEEDING HER!!!!!!! When the woman told me that I laughed and said, “OH! Well that’s why she keeps running off, down there.” STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!! (no, I didn’t call her stupid, lol) The woman got offended and I told her we’d come get our dog.  Then of course she acts all high and mighty towards DH.  She even asked DH if we really wanted her and if not she’d take her…Because you know, she thought she knew all about dogs, hers was an outside dog who got loose and went right into the main road the nighborhood is off of…my dog is an inside dog.

  
  

  Now, don’t get me wrong, we’ve been watching her and I’ve even put her on the tie-out but she just SITS when she’s on the tie-out, then she comes inside goes into her crate and that’s it.  If we keep tying her out and then in the crate, the minute we open the door or she gets loose she’s off, and then she’ll stay gone for about an hour or more…trust me…  I know that I need a fence and we’re working on that, but gawd damn, I’m doing the best I can and besides, Sunshine is TERRIFIED of traffic and anything loud.  And ya know, before she was being fed she only ran off MAYBE once a week, MAYBE!  At any rate, we’re tying her out and working on the whole fence thing…gawd, I just need to move out into the country with about 10 acres for her and Sammie to roam on with NO FUCKING NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  
  

  Ok, you can comment and tell me what a horrible dog-owner I am, I already know that…I rescued her and give her a warm home, but because she likes to explore, I’m a horrible person…I’ll go hide under a rock….You can even tell me about your dogs that were hit by cars…..Because gawd knows that I’m a moron and just don’t get it…. (I’m so being facetious here).

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